You’ve heard of birds on a wire, but how about a man on a string? Check this out! It’s a cool bungee jumping dude, made entirely out of bird food.
Hey that rhymed!
Sort of.
But anyway. This bungee jumping man is a real pick-me-up. Not only do the peckish birds love pecking people, it’s a pretty perfect platter for picky party poopers. Like squirrels for example.
Spring into action and get your bungee bird feeder from SuckUK here
The Deets
• Made out of bird seed
• Looks like a dude
• Works best if used in dry conditions
• Pretty package, nes pas?
• When you’re feeling down, wait for spring. Get it? Get it? Nevermind.
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So you want the birds to start pecking at a model of a human? I’m pretty sure this is how you start teaching them to peck out eyes and go for the tender parts of the body. Just don’t complain when your birds get a blood lust and begin attacking everyone in sight.
@Seth One too many Hitchcock movies perhaps? Don’t worry. The One More Gadget condor is perfectly trained to only peck at humans 5 inches in height or smaller.
Are you saying this thing is teaching those birds to target fetuses?!?! That’s not much better. Pregnant women beware!
What a fun penoertatisn! Thanks for doing such an amazing job. Off to do some deep reading now. You rock! – Liza