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Rain Wars? Star Destroyer Umbrella fights the force of mother nature

These aren’t the rain drops you’re looking for.

Introducing ‘The Star Wars Star Destroyer Umbrella’. A unique triangular shaped umbrella that folds up just like any other ordinary umbrella. But unlike other umbrellas, this one can withstand the force of a hurricane. Or an attack of a rebel fleet. In space.

The handle is a similar material to the graphite shaft of a golf club, the waterproof fabric is adhered tightly to the frame and all this awesomeness actually weighs less than a golf umbrella with the coolness factor of 100. And when I say coolness factor I mean factor in the chances of never seeing a woman’s genitals ever again.

Unfortunately the Star Destroyer Umbrella is just at concept stage here at OneMoreGadget but as always, we’re open to offers!

Arghrugrhuarhaurghu (chewbacca)

Some SW trivia for true fans: the lightsaber used by Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) in the SW prequel trilogy is the same used by Alec Guinnes in the original trilogy. In the 1977 Italian version of the trilogy some characters had different names: Vader was known as Darth Fener (!) and the two most famous droids C-3PO and R2-D2 were D3BO and C1P8. Play on android casino and SW games.

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The Greatest List of the Nuttiest Golf Gadgets Around

Before you hit the links, check out One More Gadget’s greatest list of the nuttiest Golf Gadgets Around:

1. Eject-A-Putt

Eject-A-Putt

The Eject-A-Putt, sometimes known as the pop-a-putt is perfect for those scratch golfers. I used this one time on Tiger Woods and he ended up with an 89. And that was just on the 14th hole. Sucker.

I’m pretty sure that’s been the worst thing that’s ever happened to him.

Get your own Eject-A-Putt here

2. Golf Ball Printer

onemoregadget golf ball printer

These golf ball printers are pretty awesome. Not only because you can put your company logo on your golf ball (which is awesome), but also because you can put a picture of your ex-girlfriends face on it. And honestly, I don’t know how it works but I get at least an extra 20 to 30 yards on every drive.

Hit the jump to get your own Golf Ball Printer

3. Sports Themed Golf Balls

baseball golf balls

There’s nothing more confusing than playing golf with a golf ball that looks like a baseball.

Unless it’s golf with tuna.

Get your own Baseball Golf Balls here, or see the rest of the other sports golf balls

4. The Floating Golf Ball

floating golf ball

The floating golf ball always comes in handy. I personally like to use the floating golf ball while wearing my floating golf shoes – just to see the looks on people’s faces. Priceless.

Chriss Angel eat your heart out.

Get your own floating golf ball here

5. Golf Ball Ice Cubes

Golf Ball Ice Cube Tray

Puting some icy balls in your cup while you are out on the course is the proper thing to do. Especially when ordering a round for everyone else, with this tray you’ll have some icy balls to spare.

But what’s even more fun is actually using these as golf balls and beating the stink out of them at the driving range. Now that sounds like a good idea. See you in a few hours!

Update: Bad idea. Got ice shrapnel in my face. Better stick to the drink.

Get your own icy golf balls here

6. The Remote Control Golf Ball

RC Golf Ball

You need to be careful with this one. The remote control golf ball can actually really scare some people. An old man I was paired up with on the course thought his ball was possessed and ran away. Needless to say I chased after him with the golf ball all the way to the club house. But I kind of felt bad later when he died.

Hit the jump for your very own R/C Golf Ball or from Amazon here.

7. Schwetty Balls

Schwetty Balls Golf Balls

Everyone will want to touch, feel, or hold your Schwetty Balls once they see them. These are the perfect pair of golfer’s balls of choice. Here are some features:

  • Conforms with U.S.G.A and R & A Rules.
  • Cut proof Du-Pont Lithium Surlyn Cover
  • Titanium Mix Core
  • Dimple Count: 396
  • Trajectory: Mid-High
  • As an added bonus, they fit perfectly in any golfers sack

Get your own Schwetty Balls here

8. Golfer’s Door Stop

golfers door stop

Everyone stop! Golfer time.

These door stops for golfers are pretty cool. Not only do they hold a door open, they are the perfect practice target for the office. I actually think they would go perfectly with the office grass patch (an office necessity).

Hit the jump to get your own Golfer’s Door Stop here

9. Off the Course Golfer’s Umbrella

Off The Course Golfer's Umbrella

This golfer’s umbrella was originally made for MOMA (the Museum of Modern Art). It’s made of steel, fiberglass, polyester, and rubber. It doesn’t really work as a golf club, but it works as an awesome umbrella.

Just don’t use it during a lightning storm.

Features:
Made of steel, fiberglass, polyester, and rubber and measures 44 inches in span and 41 inches long.

Get your own Golfer’s Umbrella here

10. In The Rough Golf Ball Soap

In The Rough Golf Ball Soap

This golf soap isn’t as famous as soap on a rope, but it’s pretty awesome none the less. Once you are finished using it as soap, it ends up being a golf ball. Genius!

Finally a clever way to clean up the sport. Thanks Tiger.

Features:

Each ‘In The Rough’ bar of soap includes 4 oz of skin soothing glycerine soap.

Sounds non-toxic to me!

Get your own Golf Ball Soap here

11. The Golf Bag Alarm System

The Golf Bag Alarm System

This is the alarm system that alerts you when your golf bag is tampered with or moved. The system consists of a motion sensing radio transmitter disguised as a golf ball and a key fob radio receiver.

Just put the ball in the bag and take the fob with you.  The ball stays silent until it’s moved. And then look out!

Alarm city.

I like this idea. The punks on the public courses these days just can’t be trusted. And personally, I wouldn’t trust any one with my balls.

Get your own golf bag alarm system here

12. Gyroscopic Golf Trainer

Gyroscopic Golf Trainer

This golf club uses some crazy technology, it’s a complicated one. So I’ll simplify. It has a gyroscope in it that forces you to feel what it’s like to have the correct swing.

The 20,000 rpm gyroscope’s brass flywheel is aligned with the club face, actively resisting any motion that takes it out of plane with your body as you make the motion of striking a ball. The club encourages smooth takeaways and proper wrist alignment during backswings and helps you to drop your hands and club into the slot during downswings.

Unfortunately you can’t take this bad boy on the course. It can’t be used with a ball, it’s just for practice. But once you get the swing of things you’ll be a pro in no time!

And by no time I mean never.

Hit the jump for a video and to get your own Gyroscopic Golf Trainer here

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The perfect office accessory – The Grass Patch FAIL

The office grass patch

The Office Grass Patch. Beauty.

I dunno about you, but one of my favorite things to do at the office, besides working, is take my socks off. It’s quite liberating. Especially when the dogs are barking.

And you know what else I like?

Running on grass with bare feet.

But I’ve always secretly wished that somehow, I could combine both of these simple pleasures without having to worry about stepping in a discarded needle. But alas, I never could.

UNTIL TODAY!

office grass patch

The Office Grass Patch is pretty awesome. It truly brings a little piece of that outside nature, inside and makes the office greener. And with this, pretty soon I’ll be adding a small white picket fence and a red roadrunner that runs in the wind to complete my ensemble.

Here are some features:

• It’s made of high quality silk floss
• Each one comes in a 30cm x 30cm square piece
• It makes the perfect accessory to your drab office carpet, or even worse, tiles! Boo!
• Seriously folks. How can you go wrong for under 5 bucks?

Hit the jump to get your wicked silk turf office grass patch here

Update: Well, clearly you can go wrong. After completely testing the office grass patch we are severely disappointed. It’s complete crap. There are little pieces of silk floss everywhere. It looks like the Green Giant invaded the grotto at the playboy mansion and left behind tiny little green hairs in the pool. It’s sick. Just sick. And it smells of mean butt. Real mean.

Just angry.

Fortunately it was cheap, but now we can see why. It looks like we’ll be looking for a new and better office grass patch so our office gnome has somewhere to stand.

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Bejewelled crossbows. Yes we’re serious

Charming wooden crossbow bejewelled

A bejewelled crossbow that can be described as nothing more than ‘charming’ just hit the digital shelves of Deal Extreme.

It comes complete with three arrows (with rubber tips), a quiver and jewels. Lots of colourful jewels. Why you ask?

Well why not?

If you are gonna go out and start cross-bowing, you might as well cross-bow in style. That’s what I always say.

This item also states that it’s “made of wooden material”. I’m assuming that means it’s made of wood.

And jewels. Sweet sweet jewels.

Get your own charming bejewelled crossbow here

*Thanks to Dale from electronics for the tip. I’ll be sure to watch my back this week. All the jewels from the craft department have gone missing. Dale.
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