An invention of sheer beauty. Ninja throwing star push pins really let you take office harassment to a whole new level. A coworker of mine had some of these. Or so I thought. It turns he was just a ninja.
Above is a note that I found on my bulletin board. I thought it just meant it was my turn to drive the car pool. But when I looked on my desk I noticed all my erasers were circumcised.
I’ve been wearing button-fly jeans ever since. The straight jacket of pants.
Get your own sweet ninja throwing star push pins here and watch your back!
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This is single-handedly one of the most useful inventions here on One More Gadget. This cordless insect vacuum quickly captures bugs from up to 2′ away. Flies, bees spiders and other insects are suctioned by a 22,400 rpm motor taking the insect on a fun spiral journey to the afterlife.
The best part about this invention?
Electrocution.
Sure I know what you are thinking, it sounds cruel and sadistic, but look at it this way. Most of these things have 8 eyes and are gross. One time a spider bit a friend of mine and it just happened to be poisonous. Are you willing to take that chance? Are you? ARE YOU?
Didn’t think so.
My hair is a bird your argument is invalid.
Oh yah, and on the plus side, this baby comes in blue, is environmentally friendly and uses no toxins or pesticides!
On a side note though, I can only endorse killing the gross bugs. Bees are actually kinda useful. I read something somewhere once saying that we’d all die if bees didn’t exist. Something that crazy has GOT to be true.
Get your own spider vacuum here and save the world!
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Looks like an Etch A Sketch, smells like an Etch A Sketch. It’s an iPad.
This cool case from Headcase makes your iPad look like a retro Etch A Sketch. You know…that toy we used as kids before screens had moving pictures?
Don’t worry. I have no idea what I’m talking about either. Screens always had moving pictures. But apparently Etch-A-Sketch has sold 150 million of these bad boys. Which makes sense because it seems way better than what I played with when I was a kid.
Mercury.
Cool, bubbly, silver, fun, mercury.
Well now I’m older I can’t have kids* but at least I can have this awesome Etch A Sketch iPad case. And it’s probably for the best. Because I’m starting to think back that maybe I do have kids and I just left them at the apple store.
*Reading OneMoreGadget causes pregnancy in 4 out of 5 women. The 5th woman is a Sasquatch.
Get your own Etch-A-Sketch iPad case here
*Thanks to Terry for tip, who still tries to send me e-mails via an etch-a-sketch
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This Samurai Umbrella protects you from the rain with honour. The handle looks like the real deal so all your friends will think you are pretty rad.
However I would advise to not take this umbrella with you through airport security. Unless of course you like attention. And when I say attention I mean a hand-up-the-butt airport security kind of attention. Not rad.
Did you know a Samurai could easily walk through airport security without a problem? Respect.
Did you know a real Samurai doesn’t even need an umbrella? They can walk in the rain and not get wet. Not even a drop. Double respect.
Did you know that this umbrella is 39 inches long?
Respect.
Hit the jump to get yourself your own Samurai Umbrella here
Or get one with a handy carrying strap from DX here
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