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Worst beer drinking game ever includes electrocution, still needs batteries

Shocking Game

This is a 4-people lightning reaction revenge shock game. (requires 3 AA batteries). A bunch of sickos have turned this electric shock game into a drinking game. The only problem is the loser can’t drink their beer because they are usually passed out on the floor twitching uncontrollably. But seriously. After a few drinks this is the best game ever.

This shocking drinking game comes with three electrifying settings:

• Lightning Reaction – slowest person gets a shock
• Lightning Reaction Extreme – only the fastest person escapes the shock
• Lightning Reaction Revenge – you choose who you want to shock – this time its personal

I tried this game once. It’s not has bad a being struck by a Taser, but you’ll still pee your pants.

Get your own electric party shock game and pee your pants with excitement!

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Soon to be a smash hit, Super Mario Bros. Trucker Hats

Super Mario Bros Baseball Trucker Hats

It’s a me! Mario!

Super Mario Bros. Trucker Hats. Genius. This is definitely a must buy for that plumber on your Christmas list, but also for any other piped pisano that loves classic video games. These hats are so darn cool they make me want to smash my head against a pile of bricks.

And I mean that in a good way.

Get your Mario Hat here or Hit the bigger jump for Luigi

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Antibacterial pen? That’s sick!

Antibacterial Pen

Being a Germaphobe, I was very thrilled to find this invention. This cool pen is antibacterial, that means it’ll kill 99.9% of all germs it comes in contact with. I can almost rest easy now. Almost.

I got one for my office but everyone keeps on taking it due to it’s awesome nature. So now I’m always trying to hunt it down. I’m a little suspicious about what they are doing with it when I’m not around.

I’m sure it probably involves a little bit of toilet water and a whole lotta ass wiping. Jerks.

This material is being marketed to doctors and can even be used for things like public door knobs and toothbrushes, but let me tell you. To the dude at work that never washes his hands, this doesn’t suddenly make it okay! Yah that’s right man, purple tie. I’m talking to you. Your practically rubbing your wang on the door knob. You disgust me.

But anyways, what a cool pen!

Features:

  • Kills 99.9% of bacteria within 24 hours
  • Protection lasts the lifetime of the pen
  • Helps prevent the growth and spread of bacteria

Effective against viruses, funghi, and bacteria such as:

  • MRSA
  • Ecoli
  • Salmonella
  • Staph, etc.

Order your own antibac pen here

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Autobot Car Emblems to transform your car

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I came up with the idea to make these car emblems over 8 years ago for some side cash. I tried making the prototype the only way I knew how. Carved a transformers logo into a block of wood, melted metal with a blow torch and carefully poured it into the mold. Needless to say it was a disaster and I almost burned down the house in the process.

When I finally was able to pry out that hardened piece of junk I ended up with something that looked like a depressed ape that was attacked by a porcupine.

But now, 8 years later, I am finally able to own a nice looking Autobots AND Decepitcons car emblem without having to go to such great lengths. Sweet.

Wish I still had that car. Looks like I’m going as a transformer for Hallowe’en folks! Chur chu chug hah.

Buy NEW Alloy Transformers Car Emblems here

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