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Need a friend? Try The Perfect Companion Pillow

The Perfect Companion Pillow

Yup. This is exactly what you think it is.

This is the pillow that holds you when your partner cannot. Shaped like a man’s torso, the pillow has a flexible arm that wraps around you as you lie on its burly, comforting chest. Made from fiber-fill, the pillow contours to your body and provides a soft sleeping surface that’s both physically and emotionally supportive.

It’s almost like a hug.

The pillow is dressed in a soft polyester button-down dress shirt, and unlike the real thing, the pillow won’t keep you awake with incessant snoring or ripping the occasional fart in your direction. You can also nag at it all you want and it never talks back.

Mainly because it has no face or buttox. Only the good stuff here.

Get your own perfect companion pillow and sleep in peace

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Addicted to riding horses? This is your new chair

office saddle seat

Ladies and…gentlemen? Introducing the saddle chair. Something tells me this is for girls only. Dale from electronics, don’t say a word.

This invention is called the Saddle Chair. Named appropriately for mimicking how you’d sit on the saddle of a horse. Of course.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

I’m not sure if it actually feels like riding a horse. But if it does. I’d recommend not leaning forward while galloping. I tried that on a horse and my voice is now permanently 4 octaves higher. Fortunately I used to sound like Barry White so it ended up being a good thing.

Features:

• Replicate an equestrian’s healthy posture to reduce back fatigue
• Forward slope shifts the pelvis forward and raises the buttocks above the knees (hot).
• The sides of the seat are also sloped, spreading the knees apart (kinky)
• Supports up to 280 lbs (if you’re into that sort of thing)

And remember kids. It’s all fun and games until someone runs and jumps on their chair.

Get your own Office Saddle Seat here

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Snowboard uphill with the Gas Powered Snowboard

Gas powered snowboard

This one is tempting. Forget lineups for the chairlift this winter. Leave those suckers behind. This awesome gadget lets you take the chairlift DOWN the mountain and snowboard uphill.

I’m also liking the fact this totally matches my ski outfit. It’s pretty much the same shape as my jacket.

It’s Gortex.

Get your own Gas Powered Snowboard here

Snowboard Features:

…more of ‘Snowboard uphill with the Gas Powered Snowboard’

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Thought about it. The Children’s Calypso Drum

Steel Drums for Beginners

I’m sure it’s the dream of most men to walk around town with a Steel Drum playing the copa, copacabana. So here’s a cool take on the Calypso Drum for beginners, so you can learn all the hits quickly and easily, steel drum stylez.

Nope? Just me?

Alllllllllrighty then.

To convince you of the Calypso awesomeness here’s one of my favorite verses of Copacabana by Barry Manilow I copied and pasted from the world wides internets, as transcribed by “Robin Hood.” Clearly he appreciates a fine fine tune like myself:

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would meringue and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar
Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa….they fell in love

On the verge of goosebumps people. On the verge.

Steel Drum Kit Features:

• Made by professional pan makers in Trinidad and Tobago
• This all-steel instrument is flame-tempered
• Hand-hammered to create the unique, dipped contour of the pan and the raised sections that form the notes
• Awesome

The only draw back is this kit is painted red. I’d have accepted orange, but red just doesn’t seem Copa to me. I’ll run it by Manilow and get back to you.

Update: Okay Manilow says Red is cool, very Copa he says, very Copa indeed.

Get your own Children’s Steel Drum Kit here

Update: No Dale from electronics, they don’t come in pink.
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