These keys come in pretty handy in a thirsty situation. They appear just like a normal key, but wait, what’s this?
Bottle opener.
Classic.
You know how hotel maids have those master keys that open pretty much everything? Well this is better. This my friends is the key to success. And by success I mean getting drunk. Stay thirsty my friends. Thirsty for awesome gadgets.
Overall our rating of this product is quite high due to it’s high success rate at opening bottles. We think it’s about 100%. So far it’s been tested on every single beer bottle we can think of and we never had a problem. However, when it came to the last bottle we couldn’t remember exactly how many we had opened due to experimental testing beyond our control.
Okay okay. We were drunk.
Get your own Skeleton Key Bottle Opener here from SuckUK
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Look at this guy. Here’s someone that looks like they could tell a good story. This mini-phenomenom all started in a very peculiar way. No one knows who he is, but I can assure you his name isn’t Ed.
Looks more like a Lewis.
This mask originated when Google maps captured some freaky dude walking down the street wearing one. Since it was discovered the masks suddenly appeared for sale in all sorts of random places. Strange viral attempt perhaps?
Whatever the case, it’s definitely one of the creepiest masks I’ve ever seen. And I think I want one. I guess you could say their viral attempt worked.
Well, I’m off to talk to a man about a horse. I’m looking forward to walking into a bar with one of these later and seeing what the bartender has to say about it.
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Here’s a novelty picture holder of Marilyn Monroe doing her famous pose. It’s so iconic you don’t even need the head attached to the body.
I felt bad so I stuck her photo in there. Now there’s no mistaking it. By the looks of it though, some details seem to be larger than others.
If you prefer, you can put your own photo in there and it does the trick. The holder is made from a soft plastic so it’s flexible and durable and looks well-made.
I think the next photo I’m putting in there is one of Dale from electronics, before the operation.
Just in case he changes his mind.
Get your Marilyn Monroe picture frame here and b-somebody, will yah?
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Here’s a pretty nifty watch from SuckUK made almost entirely out of paper. It’s an open invitation to graffiti on your belongings–so we put some artistes to the test to see what they’d come up with. This watch was definitely made for the chronic doodler, and based on these babies, everyone else. Check em out!
Not too shabby. We turned the paper watch into the Wonder Woman bracelet, an orange iPod sneaky enough to fool Steve Jobs, drew a bunch of ridiculously time consuming pencil sketches and of course my favorite–the shameless self promotion.
Each watch comes in plain white (to start with) and made from pretty thick matte paper. Our resident production expert says its about a 90 lb card stock which is roughly the equivalent weight of poster paper. Who’d a thunk it?
So needless to say it’s a pretty fun watch, and to top it off it also tells the time.
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