Yup, they HAVE thought of everything. If this Egg Nog Soap existed in The Christmas Story, I can assure you we’d all be asking for Red Rider BB Guns and swearing like sailors. Washing our mouths out with soap like this is a delectable treat. Delish my friends, just delish.
Did you know that egg yolks are really great for your skin? Not to mention that nutmeg is great for your….confidence?
This eggnog soap makes a great stocking stuffer but it does come with a warning. Don’t sun bathe after washing with this soap or you might turn into a Christmas omelette.
Hey, now they’ve made soap taste like egg nog I wonder if they’ll start making egg nog taste like soap?
Food for thought.
Clean up this Christmas and get your Egg Nog Soap right here.
That’s right. You heard it here first. As you may know, Ugly Christmas Sweaters are all the rage, but all signs point to the next fad in holiday attire being the fantastic Tacky Christmas Socks. And I’m never wrong my friends. Never wrong.
Except for that time I mistook Nick Nolte for Gary Busey and lost a bet with my Dad for 1 million dollars.
Thankfully he has forgotten.
But anyway, these sweet knee-highs come complete with snowflakes, prancing reindeer and Christmas trees in all those highly predictable festive colours. What a beaut. You’ll be sure to fit right in with all those really really cheesy selfies that people take these days where all their feet are aimed into the middle of the picture. Tacky.
Speaking of tacky, it’s highly recommended to wear these socks with a striped shirt and a plaid jacket. Then when you do, instagram it with your dinner.
If you are looking to turn your veggies into slinkies, look no further than the Cucumbo Spiral Slicer. It’s not every day I tell people that it’s okay to screw their food, but it is, and here’s how it works:
Step 1. Place the cucumber into the Cucumbo.
Step 2. Start twisting.
Step 3. Decorate your plate with your twisty, slinky cucumber! Fini.
I happen to be friends with all the band members of Twisted Sister, I think this will make an excellent stocking stuffer for them. But even if you aren’t a groupie, this will surely make a great gift for other folks too! Now come on everybody and do the twist!
Just when you thought toys sucked after the 80s, some crazy inventors came up with this: The Butterfly in a Jar. It’s probably the most awesomest toy pet you could have, and potentially the toy of the year.
Screw those lame hamsters. You can’t put those things in a jar.
Actually, you can. But they start to smell after awhile.
The butterfly movement is very realistic, but hold off on calling animal cruelty just yet. The butterfly isn’t real, I swear. It uses a teeny tiny electric wire that responds to the tap of your finger making the butterfly flutter around inside the jar (only appearing to be trapped inside). We often refer to this technology as “science”, but I like to call it magic, and that my friends makes these butterflies the bees knees.
The Butterfly collection has 4 cool butterflies to choose from, and to put a bug in your ear, these babies are on sale! Which is surprising to me, because it seems these collectibles are quickly flying off the shelves everywhere.
Check out One More Gadget’s video review of this cool toy in action!
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