You know what I always say? If your body is achin’ – grab some bacon. If you cut yourself a mean slice, you better ham it up with these awesome bacon bandages. Each tin comes with 15 sterile strips of bacon delight, perfectly seasoned for those little ouchies.
Get your bacon bandages here
It’s not easy being green. Fortunately for you they have these green pickle bandages which will make your life a little easier. Especially when you are in a pickle and have an injury. Warning: People may find these jarring.
Sorry, had to do it.
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Check it out. This Octopus Mug is 100% porcelain, dishwasher and microwave safe. It’s a thing of beauty really. It’s the perfect mug for someone that likes to enjoy about 8 cups of coffee a day just to feel alive.
Yah you know who you are.
8 legs, 8 cups. Make sense. Yup! Every day is the day of the tentacle with this cup!
This little guy reminds me of a mug I had when I was a baby that had a little chick in the bottom of the mug. I must have been a pretty dumb child because that little chick surprised me every time.
Wake up and grab your Octopus Surprise Mug right here
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Am I allowed to say that?
Sure why not. But let me tell you. You don’t have to be a small person and live in a small apartment to enjoy the awesomeness of this small Table Top Air Hockey Game.
It’s literally just like the real thing only smaller. Which for some things is actually better than the big thing.
Like chetland ponies. Why get a large horse when you can have a chetland pony? They are like dogs, but they are horses!!
And how about mini coopers? They are like real cars, but half the size. They are also the car of choice for most clowns.
And possibly the greatest thing of all, mini skirts. Who passes up a mini skirt when given a choice between that and it’s larger counterpart? That’s a rhetorical question. The answer is no sane man alive.
I mean really. Look at it that way. The mini table top air hockey is the obvious choice.
█♥█Swing those arms and grab it here!
Or from Amazon right here
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These Pinhead Pushpins are super fun thumbtacks for the office cork board. One might imagine them to resemble the aftermath of shooting your boss out of a cannon. Probably less messy.
Ignore the fact that Pinhead is the scarey dude from Hellraiser, instead I’ve looked into other things that are in fact pinheads as well:
• A Telemark Skier
• A Juvenile Cricket
• A very dull or stupid person
• People that think the Twilight Saga are actually good movies
Smarten up and grab your Pinheads here
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