Here is something that is truly all about the packaging, but also has a little extra inside as well. The macho tissues are heavy duty tissues for the anti-wimps. They are extra large, extra strong tissues for all those manly needs. Like one time I took a bullet in the groin. I’m not going to whine here, but I needed one of those Macho Tissues.
Here’s a brief guide on when it’s OKAY and when it’s NOT okay to use a Macho Tissue:
• When you sit in your computer chair and accidentally heel yourself in the nuts – It’s okay to use Macho Tissues.
• When your girlfriend demands you watch Bridget Jones’ Diary for the 11th time – it’s NOT okay to use Macho Tissues. The movie sucks.
• When your impressing a girl by sliding down a bannister and accidentally crush your nards in the process – Trick Question! It’s NOT okay to use Macho Tissues. Pretend it doesn’t hurt until she vacates the premises and then use your Macho Tissues to wipe your tears.
• When you saw Star Wars Episode One and realized you had to watch an entire movie with Jar Jar Binks in it – Macho Tissues.
Okay basically anything that feels like a heavy impact to the nuts is an acceptable time to use your Macho Tissues.
But also, it goes without saying, if you are man and you have a man cold, you better get a few boxes.
Quit Whining! Get your own Macho Tissues right here
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Check out this awesome product! It’s a Cork Board Map for your room or office. The perfect way to rub all those fancy vacations in your coworkers faces, or share those wonderful memories, whichever you prefer.
This Cork Board Map comes with 16 self adhesive map pieces and 16 map pins so you can start mapping all your voyages ’til your hearts content. This is such a clever idea. What a great gift for everybody!
I personally love sticking the pins on all the places where I plan to go, that way the board can be left perfectly empty since I never go anywhere. But on the plus side, it looks pretty slick bare anyways. See? My glass is always half full.*
I did try to plot a voyage to Easter Island the other day, but I ended up just punching a hole through the drywall, aka the South Pacific Ocean. Oh well. I guess it just wasn’t meant to be.
Details:
Length: 39cm
Width: 28cm
Depth: 20.5
Overall size (approx):
100 x 45.8cm
Get your own cork board map right here from luckies
*I’m miserable. Let’s go to Disneyland
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This super fancy shmancy gadget combines form and function and is perfect for the beginner cook or a baking enthusiast. It’s an apron that is absolutely full of useful information in an easy-to-use format. Just flip up your apron and instantly find what you need!
It’s basically a cheat sheet for the kitchen and includes things like:
• Numeric conversions
• Cooking times for vegetables
• Roasting times for chicken and meats
• Freezing instructions
• Defrosting times
• Cooking glossary and more!
I wish I could say that using this apron makes you a better cook. But I’m still digesting last nights dinner. At least I was able to finish those apology cards for my guests while I was on the toilet. If you know what I’m saying.
And how could you not? Really.
Get this handy apron right here
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Now you can take your landline with you without ever having to move your house! It’s a new product that may in fact change your life. It’s the netTalk Duo WiFi and it let’s you talk on your netTalk landline anywhere you have internet access.
This is the world’s first wireless VoIP telephone device – it doesn’t rely on a computer, or a router and yes, it’s also available in Canada!
The biggest benefit of this gadget is you can kiss your high phone bills goodbye. Here are some of the perks:
• Free Canadian Phone Number
• So long Phone Company! NetTalk has no contracts or monthly bills
• Free Call Waiting / Caller ID / Call Forwarding
• Free Voice Mail to Email
• Free True Canadian E911
• The lowest cost, flat-rate international call plans in the industry
• Live customer service and technical support
So how does it work? Simple.
The netTalk device plugs into any phone and once it’s connected to a wifi signal, presto, you’re all hooked up. Every netTalk comes with a year free of service so you can literally say goodbye to phone bills. Also, you can grab the free Smartphone App that will allow you to make calls via your cell phone’s internet connection too so you can save on your minutes and use the WiFi at Starbucks instead. And the biggest selling point for me was, no more roaming charge. I literally can take my landline with me now. Genius.
Plan ahead and grab your own NetTalk Duo WiFi right here
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