How faaaaabulous. Darling. It’s a Zebra Purse Mug. Complete with handle, buckles, and a flat edge for sitting sideways in your cupboard.
The best thing about this zebra mug is that it wasn’t actually made with real zebras. Which is a relief, because I’m quite fond of the zebra. Probably because it has the word ‘bra’ in it, and when you say ‘ze’ before it, it just sounds like you have a bad french accent.
Grab your own coffee couture with the Zebra Mug right here
So I made the mistake of bathing with this soap before going out tanning the other day. I was sizzling and I smelled terrific. Wait, did I say it was a mistake? What I meant to say was it was the best decision of my life. But it sure made me hungry.
Well here you have it. Bacon Soap, only invented because washing with bacon was not recommended*. Now they tell me.
It actually smells quite delicious and produces a nice lather to boot. Just take it easy when you have a hot shower, you might attract neighbours, and bears.
And don’t be fooled by your kid’s sudden foul mouth. This soap is too luxurious to be stuck in one’s mouth. Keep it on the outside.
With all this new technology these days, it just begs the question, how do they get that amazing bacon flavor inside every bar of soap?
It’s a secret.
Hee hee.
So if you want something awesome, grab a bar of bacon soap, because there’s nothing like cleaning your body the same way I clean my arteries.
Grab your own bacon soap right here and piggy up
This little beauty is the Fly’s Wing Fly Swatter. Clever products are the sign of the times. It looks like a Fly’s Wing, you take a swing, the fly gets it. Ohhh yaaaaah. Killin’ in style.
Okay, I’m not a big believer in violence, but the clever ironic nature of this gadget ties the loop better than most M. Night Shyamalan movies and has me looking forward to the next horse fly that comes along and bothers me. I will be closely inspecting to see if I hear him chuckle before he gets pulverized.
Okay okay, I keed I keed. This fly’s wing is also perfect at wafting the air and shooing them out an open window. And they’ll appreciate the irony all the same, and enjoy the rest of their day too.
Get your Flyswing Swatter right here and swing away Merrill, swing away
If you are a crazy cat lady or just crazy for cats then here’s something for you. Odds are you already smell like this but you are dirty. So very dirty. So keep smelling like this and be clean for a change, mmkay?
This is cat food scented soap. It’s genius. You smell like cat so you wash and now you are clean and now you smell like cat food. Awesome sauce.
Most cats hate me, I’m scared of them. Just a couple weeks ago I was attacked for saying hello and…possibly my pant leg was wiggling beyond the acceptable cat tolerance level. I suppose I deserved it. And really who needs hair on both legs anyway? Leg hair, so overrated.
Yup, this cat soap is plain brilliant. It’s like a cat spa for your hands. And it’s a hand spa for your cats. They’re gonna love it.
Pamper yourself with this Cat Food Scented Soap right here
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