What can I say. I always thought Jesus was a carpenter. Apparently in his time off he surfed. I suppose this is his special way of flipping the bird to Moses. Yah hear that Moses? Where’s your holiday? Hunh? What have you done lately? Walking on water was so 46 BC, these are the 20s! BC.
I can only imagine that Moses was sort of like the guy that always tries hard only to be outdone by the same guy, walking on the scene with some awesome beard, long flowing hair and a little bit of that divine intervention. All the cool kids would laugh at Moses and give him wedgies. I can picture it now.
Jesus, now that I think of it, you are kind of a jerk.*
No one can hang ten better than Jesus.
might i remind you moses had the parting of the sea thing going for him.
Is that all?
Poor Moses!
Jesus 1, Moses 0
Moses was bald.
He HAD to part something.
Jesus and his flowing locks. Damn that guy.
Then Jesus lookes at me with the 12 gauge. He said. I got a gage in this thing that has a point for every apostle, upon further inspection jesus turned to me and shot himself in the knee. And the funny thing is that it hurt so bad that even he screamed Jesus Christ!
The only imagine that Moses was sort of like the guy that always tries hard only to be outdone. the best this article. thanks