So I made the mistake of bathing with this soap before going out tanning the other day. I was sizzling and I smelled terrific. Wait, did I say it was a mistake? What I meant to say was it was the best decision of my life. But it sure made me hungry.
Well here you have it. Bacon Soap, only invented because washing with bacon was not recommended*. Now they tell me.
It actually smells quite delicious and produces a nice lather to boot. Just take it easy when you have a hot shower, you might attract neighbours, and bears.
And don’t be fooled by your kid’s sudden foul mouth. This soap is too luxurious to be stuck in one’s mouth. Keep it on the outside.
With all this new technology these days, it just begs the question, how do they get that amazing bacon flavor inside every bar of soap?
It’s a secret.
Hee hee.
So if you want something awesome, grab a bar of bacon soap, because there’s nothing like cleaning your body the same way I clean my arteries.
Grab your own bacon soap right here and piggy up
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