New parent? Here’s the second greatest gift you can give yourself

Baby Mute Button Pacifier
It’s the Mute Button Pacifier. The second greatest gift you can give yourself.

I’m not saying it’s the greatest gift because that would be preposterous. As a new parent your greatest gift would be that new bundle of joy, nes pas? No regrets right?

They bring laughter, joy, great memories and most importantly, noise. Yup. Wouldn’t it be nice to hear what’s happening on The Voice once in awhile? (when Adam Levine isn’t talking). I know that “I” like to hear that kids falsetto once in awhile – that shiz cray’.

This nifty Baby Mute Button Pacifier comes complete with teat and nipple. I have always wanted to say that.

In life we all make mistakes, but let me tell you that getting this Mute Button Pacifier for yourself or a new parent won’t be one of them.

Get your own Mute Button Pacifier right here

 

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