Crime scene tape for the world’s smallest crimes

Mini Crime Scene Scotch Tape

Whether you’ve just found a squished leprechaun on the bottom of your shoe – or completely butchered your best friends gift wrapping, this tape’s for you. It’s the Mini Crime Scene Scotch Tape Dispenser and it’s perfect for all your little crimes. Or big ones. Whatever floats your boat. But now when I think about it. It would look really strange to tie off a big crime with this little tape. Unless you live in Smallsville.

Hmm. And even though I think that wrapping a present poorly should be considered a crime, it’s isn’t. Weird eh? But you know what IS a crime? This:

Wrapped Dog Pwned
Image from whigbyreader.com

Most memorable Christmas ever.

Probably should have used a ‘best before’ date.

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