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We’re on a Muppet Roll with the Muppet Show Lunch Box!

The Muppet Show Lunch Box. Possibly the coolest lunch box of all-time. Pretty much. It somewhat reminds me of those old McDonalds collectors glasses from way back in the day: Probably because they have muppets on them. None the less, it’s time to get things started and replace that paper bag I always take to […]

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Butter up those lips with Pop Secret Popcorn Flavored Lip Balm

It doesn’t take much to make me happy, Popcorn flavored kisses is where it’s at. I can’t help but imagine how this world would be a better place if everyone used this lip balm and how many relationships would survive if this was used in place of lipstick. Ladies, a little piece of advice: Three […]

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Another one of my ideas STOLEN! The whiteboard dry erase basketball shoe

Okay, so my invention was an erasable canvas shoe with washable ink, but whatever, this is practically the same thing. It’s stupid. Buy it here at Champs, and then e-mail them and tell them they suck.

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Another one of my inventions STOLEN, the cricket sound generator.

There was nothing funnier to me than having the ability to make cricket sounds whenever I told a joke that completely tanked in a room full of people. It’s the fail safe rescue for any awkward moment. It’s a fail-safe, you are a guaranteed laughs when you whip one of these bad boys out. I […]

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