Archive for the 'Stupid' Category

The Bucket Seat Bicycle is comfortable for any ass

The Bucket Seat Bicycle reminds me of those people that go outside wearing pajama bottoms and think they are setting some sort of new trend. If you wear sandals and socks, fart in public and cut in line at the grocery store, this bike might be your style. 17″ wide stylez. Now I’m not saying […]

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Not Vapoorize, but it’s real, it’s Poop Freeze

There is nothing more exciting to me than disappearing poop. That’s why this Poop Freeze is the bees knees. The cats ass so to speak. I wish they had mini portable cans of this stuff. I’d be walking around everywhere freezing poop that’s left behind on the sidewalk. We’re talkin’ good times here people. Good […]

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Plush Sushi is…plushi?

There’s a lot of sushi lovers out there these days. But plush sushi? Really? They all look pretty happy. A little too happy if you ask me. From what I hear, that wasabi guy is a real jerk. Avacado roll told me he’s sleeping with the jumbo prawns. Just to be on the safe side, […]

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It’s kind of like a Flinstones car for Hamsters, it’s a Super Pet Critter Cruiser

This Super Pet Critter Cruiser is a way better product than the Hamster Soccer Ball. Trust me on that one. You can now put your hamster, gerbil or mouse in the driver’s seat with a pimpin’ ride to boot. It has some pretty neat features, like the ability to put the car on a race […]

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