Archive for the 'Stupid' Category

For that upper-class doggy, it’s a Pet High-Chair

Hmm. Thinking about this one….um. If I’ve ever called anything borderline ridiculous before. I apologize. *looks back at photo *looks at his life *looks back at photo That fluffy. He got a goooood life. Get your own Pet High Chair here

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Unicorn meat is an excellent source of sparkles

New from Radiant farms, unicorn meat. This product is in very very limited quantities. In fact there is only one left. So hurry today! Fortunately no piece is wasted, so feel good about it, and enjoy those sparkles! I always knew rainbows came from the butt. Butt of a unicorn that is.

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Two words: Pajama Jeans

That’s right, the Snuggie was so last year. We need pajamas you’ll live in and jeans you’ll sleep in. That’s what we need. They seemed to solve a problem I never knew we had, and in the process they put two words together that’s really fun to say a bunch of times in a row. […]

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Keep your feet nice and toasty with these bread slippers

By the same people that brought you, well, nothing. Introducing bread slippers! A whole new level of comfort. Now my feet will happily smell like freshly toasted bread and not freshly dead roadkill. Well, not really. These bad boys actually just appear to look like bread. But bread, they are not. They happily come in […]

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