Archive for the 'Stupid' Category

A really stupid invention that makes me happy, the Comfort Wipe

Okay. So basically wiping your ass with your hand (and toilet paper of course) is “archaic and disgusting”. So some genius decided to advance how we use toilet paper into the 21st century. In the video you will notice a large male whom totally swears by it. But yah…I’m pretty sure this thing has allowed […]

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Shoes that transform, into transformers

That’s right. It’s not a cool robot that turns into a hawk, a ravage jungle cat or even a spaceship. This is the ultimate transformer that turns into a shoe. I can just picture the 80s style TV ads for these right now. Little kids all playing with their robots when suddenly danger draws near! […]

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Real stupid keychain makes beer can opening sounds

Now you can enjoy the experience of opening a beer all day long with this nifty key chain. I have to admit, there is something therapeutic about the feeling you get cracking opening a can. Probably has something to do with the fact you are going to drink something – which is why this kinda […]

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Another one of my inventions STOLEN, the cricket sound generator.

There was nothing funnier to me than having the ability to make cricket sounds whenever I told a joke that completely tanked in a room full of people. It’s the fail safe rescue for any awkward moment. It’s a fail-safe, you are a guaranteed laughs when you whip one of these bad boys out. I […]

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