Archive for the 'Ninja' Category

We got a bogey coming right atcha, it’s the Mr. Snot Tissue Box

  Well here’s something slimy and awesome. It’s the Mr. Snot Tissue box. When it comes to blowing your nose, there’s no disguising it’s disgustingness. This novelty tissue box isn’t just a novelty, it actually does the trick! Just one amazing tissue does the job of two. One might say it’s like having a hanky […]

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The Ultimate Shredder from #FellowesInc is silent like a ninja

This post brought to you by Fellowes. All opinions are 100% mine. Introducing the greatest and most innovative Fellowes 79Ci Paper Shredder. While other Shredders move at a turtles pace, the 100% Jam-proof technology of the Fellowes 79Ci shreds faster than a ninja dipped in green ooze. Personally, I like to use the shredder as […]

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Knights of the round table used push pins, right?

These medieval pushpins are rad. They are designed to look like tiny little weapons. Each set comes with 2 of the Sabre, Single Handed, Broadsword, Katana and Axe. Now you can perfectly wreak havoc on your sticky notes like nothing they’ve ever seen before. The way I look at it, these old school push pins […]

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For White Collars and Black Belts: Ninja Throwing Star Push Pins

An invention of sheer beauty. Ninja throwing star push pins really let you take office harassment to a whole new level. A coworker of mine had some of these. Or so I thought. It turns he was just a ninja. Above is a note that I found on my bulletin board. I thought it just […]

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