Antibacterial pen? That’s sick!

Antibacterial Pen

Being a Germaphobe, I was very thrilled to find this invention. This cool pen is antibacterial, that means it’ll kill 99.9% of all germs it comes in contact with. I can almost rest easy now. Almost.

I got one for my office but everyone keeps on taking it due to it’s awesome nature. So now I’m always trying to hunt it down. I’m a little suspicious about what they are doing with it when I’m not around.

I’m sure it probably involves a little bit of toilet water and a whole lotta ass wiping. Jerks.

This material is being marketed to doctors and can even be used for things like public door knobs and toothbrushes, but let me tell you. To the dude at work that never washes his hands, this doesn’t suddenly make it okay! Yah that’s right man, purple tie. I’m talking to you. Your practically rubbing your wang on the door knob. You disgust me.

But anyways, what a cool pen!

Features:

  • Kills 99.9% of bacteria within 24 hours
  • Protection lasts the lifetime of the pen
  • Helps prevent the growth and spread of bacteria

Effective against viruses, funghi, and bacteria such as:

  • MRSA
  • Ecoli
  • Salmonella
  • Staph, etc.

Order your own antibac pen here

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2 Responses to “Antibacterial pen? That’s sick!”


  1. 1 DAVID Oct 6th, 2010 at 6:08 AM

    It must take a lot of time writing on the germs to kill them ! hee-hee

  2. 2 Bill Nov 13th, 2010 at 9:03 PM

    Love the sense of humor, but one slight correction if I may: This pen is available only as a promotional product in the U.S. at the moment, and that site you point to is the site of the manufacturer. The manufacturer actually does not sell direct to the end-buyer; they use folks like…well, me in order to directly market the pen to be used for a promotional product.

    If anyone is interested in buying the pen to promote themselves, you can checkout the details at this site: http://www.AntiGermPen.com

    Thanks for bringing this product some attention.

    – Bill

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