Another one of my inventions STOLEN, the cricket sound generator.

There was nothing funnier to me than having the ability to make cricket sounds whenever I told a joke that completely tanked in a room full of people. It’s the fail safe rescue for any awkward moment. It’s a fail-safe, you are a guaranteed laughs when you whip one of these bad boys out. I am quite annoyed that I invented this a decade ago and someone is ripping me off now.

I can only hope that karma will kick in and the inventor is going to be eaten by a pack of locusts.

I said locusts.

*plays the cricket keychain.

Get your own joke saver here, but try to steal it if you can.

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