For some strange reason this pig keychain flashlight has the brighest LED lights I’ve seen. I am pretty sure if you flashed these bad boys in someones eyes they’d see spots for weeks. I’m not sure who’s idea it was to put flashlights up the nose of a pig but honestly, I can’t think of anything else to put in there.
Get your own piggy key chain flashlights here for a buck and a half
Hi. Dear Sir.
I am neoseikan, the producer of Neofab Legion II, the brightest single LED flashlight. It has 742~748 real torch lumens.
Would you like to introduce this new gadget in your articles?
If you are interested, here is the link: http://www.cpfmarketplace.com/mp/showthread.php?t=191371
Thank you!
This item looks to appeal to the females.
You could probably garner some additional sales volume on this item if you could convince the manufacturer to instead make it a hairy boar with gigantic tusks. Might even make one of the forelegs drawn back, as if scraping at the ground. Perhaps with optional red lens filters to make it appear as if fire-breathing.
Hopefully these mods could be economically made to existing product.
Drop an email if/when you come out with such a product. If cheap enough would make fine gifts for male friends!
— Howard