People seem to like our lists, so here at OneMoreGadget we’ve compiled a list of our most excellent, favorite, tacky bandages and band-aids.
With all these wicked-tacky bandages to choose from you’ll be looking forward to the next time you hurt yourself.
1. Pirate Bandages
Nothing says ‘injury’ like a pirate bandage. It might take a few more to cover up that ole peg leg of yours, but trust me, with the coolness factor it gives you, it will be well worth it.
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2. Bacon & Egg Breakfast Bandages
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and this probably makes this bandage the most important bandage of the list! (because it’s so tasty)
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3. Comic Strip Bandages
Comic strip bandages let everyone know how much of a klutz you really are. But not me, that would be preposterous.
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4. A Christmas Story Bandages
Perfect bandages for all the paper cuts you’ll be getting from wrapping all of my presents. Thanks in advance.
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5. Ouch! Kiss it better bandages
These bandages actually work. I don’t really get cuts on my butt, but it seems that when I put them there anyways, people kiss my ass.
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6. Ouch! Skull and Cross Bones Bandages
These Skull and Bones bandages are as cool as they get. I can’t quite remember but somehow these look a lot like the poison symbol. So maybe this is the perfect band-aid to keep people away from you if you have flesh-eating disease.
But no seriously. If you have flesh-eating disease a band-aid will not fix the problem.
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7. Tattoo Bandages
I think I like these the best. I’m going to see if I can get some with tattoos of my face on them. Then I can give them to all my girlfriends. Huzzah!
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8. Skateboard deck teenage boy bandages
These teenage bandages are just plain cool. Why would anyone ever use regular band-aids when you can get these? If I were a teenager I’d probably be setting a trend and start wearing these bad boys without even having an cut or scrape to put them on. Oh wait, nevermind. LL Cool J flashbacks. Moving on…
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9. Beef T-Bone Steak Bandage
The old-fashioned remedy for a black eye was to put a big cold piece of T-Bone steak on it. It’s the man’s way. I used to put one on each eye, and alternate by taking a bite of each one. Raw. So needless to say these bandages bring back great memories. Being de-wormed is actually a pleasurable experience.
Get your own Beefy Bandages here
10. Cupcake Bandages
Cuts and scrapes are so yucky! So pretty them up with sunshine and cupcakes! Perfect for bakers, girly girls, or girls that are bakers. And Dale from electronics.
Get your own Cupcake bandages here
11. Flower Power Bandages
There’s nothing more powerful than these environmentally friendly flower power band-aids. Well, maybe the body odor of the hippies wearing them, but hey. You can’t win ’em all.
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12. Sushi Bandages
This is taking sushi addictions to a whole new level. These bandages are as fresh as they get. Perfect for chopstick accidents. And stabbings.
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13. Cry Baby Bandages
I like these because they are wussy.
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14. Bacon Bandages
Bacon is a beautiful thing. You may have noticed in our Greatest List of Everything Bacon, right? Right? RIGHT? Nevermind.
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15. Cowboy Bandages
Normally a cowboy wouldn’t need a band-aid, simply because their skin is usually really leathery and tough. However, if you find yourself sitting on a cactus, these are perfect.
Get your own Cowboy horsey bandages here
16. Eyeball Bandages
If you ever burn yourself, or cut yourself on your forehead, might I recommend applying a third eye? People would most likely be starring anyways – might as well give them something to look at.
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17. Happy Bunny Bandages
There’s nothing more enjoyable than watching people hurt themselves. That’s probably why Americas Funniest Home Videos has been one of the longest running shows of all-time. Honestly, crotch shots from fathers teaching their kids to play baseball never ever gets old. They’re pain makes me happy. These band-aids remind me of their pain.
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18. Make your own band-aid kit
I know what you are thinking. The thought of making your own bandage seems like a tedious and painful experience. Fortunately these band-aids are for children, and dumb kids these days will draw on anything you give ’em! Hand these over to the kids and you have instantly got your very own band-aid factory.
Kits to make your own bandages can be found here
19. Bling Bandages
I’m pretty sure I saw Flavor Flav wearing something like this, only it was made out of vinyl stripping for a skateboard. Huge. But anyways, with these bandages you can show off your inner thug by putting them everywhere. Everywhere. It’s called schwing bling.
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20. Devil Ducky Bandages
I never knew what the heck the Devil Ducky was and where it came from. So I googled it. Apparently it’s a toy that is and or has swept the nation. The regular rubber duckies arch nemesis if you will. I can now sleep at night knowing this. And so can you.
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21. Enchanted Unicorn Bandages
There is nothing more enchanted than rainbows and unicorns on band-aids. Unfortunately Dale from electronics found these and they are sold out across the globe.
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22. Fairy Bandages
The best way to describe these is mentioned on the box, “Ultra-Cutesy Little Fairy Bandages”. Well they are certainly little. Okay okay. They are ultra-cutesy too. They were right.
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23. Band-aids for Chicks
I didn’t know if these were for girls or not, I just decided that only a girl would want this many shoes. But let me tell you. That box is so wrong. So wrong on so many levels. Big girls do cry. A lot. Like a ton. If I was given 5 bucks every time I saw a big girl cry when a pair of shoes didn’t come in her size, look out. Big girls cry alright. Something fierce.
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24. Black Cat Bandages
This band-aid just totally encapsulates cat owners because instead of getting rid of your cat with it’s cat scratch fever, you just buy cute band-aids like this instead.
Get your own Me-Ouch black cat bandages here
25. Crime Scene Bandages
Perfect for fooling bacteria and infections.
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26. Pac-Man Bandages
These pac-man band-aids are perfect for your scratch-man.
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27. Toast Bandages
Ah yes, Toast has magical healing qualities. The best opportunity to use these bandages are when you have a cut on both sides of your body. Without noticing, you’ve instantly become a sandwich.
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28. Sexy Lip Bandages
What can I say? I use these to make the ladies jealous.
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29. Jesus Bandages
What would Jesus Do? Well he’d probably use these bandages that’s what.
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30. Pirate Bandages
Argh Mateys! Protect yeself from thar scurvy with these awesome Pirate Bandages!
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31. Rainbow Monkey Bandages
I don’t care how awesome these bandages are, I still don’t like monkeys.
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32. Mario Nintendo Bandages
If you look carefully, each band-aid has it’s own injury. Bullets, kicks and bites.
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33. Monster Bandages
Let me be Frank. Never cry wolf to your mummy or else one day your blood will be sucked from you for real. And that’s the haunted truth.
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34. Ninja Bandages
The best way to pull off a ninja band-aid is to do it fast. 100 times. Without anyone seeing it.
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35. Pickle Bandages
Don’t worry. I won’t make any puns about being in a pickle and using these band-aids. But no seriously, if you’re ever in a pickle – use these band-aids.
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36. Scabs Scars and Cuts Bandages
These are beauties. I have to admit I had this invention years ago, that’s probably why I am biased and think these are awesome. Which they are. And hmm, is it just me or is Scab probably one of the grossest word in the English language? Moist would be the second.
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37. Teenage Girl Skateboard Deck bandages
Now they have bandages for all the teenage girls. I’m pretty sure they’ll be applying these while driving and talking on their cellphones. Just an observation.
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38. Duct Tape Bandages
Yes. Duct tape DOES work on everything. Latex free too! Glorious.
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39. Boo Boo Bandages
Another great invention that shows just how dumb kids are. When you cover up the boo boo it’s all better. Foolish children.
40. Kids Glitter Adhesive Band-aids
These are more than just bandages, these are statements. It’s the perfect accessory to your Kanye West glasses. You know it.
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41. Hello Kitty, Dora, Batman, SpiderMan and Barbie Band-aids
Johnson & Johnson has released a schwack load of new Band-aid Brand Band-aids with tonnes of characters like Dora, Batman, Spiderman and Barbie, just to name a few. I’m pretty impressed with the selection and the overall expansion of such a product as the band-aid. I guess when it comes down to it, we all have to wear one sometime or another. We are after all, only human. I’m going out on a limb and speaking for everyone here.
All the rest can be found here
42. Leather Bandages
Some dude invented some leather bandages, just because he could. I bet these smell fantastic. And hey, if you don’t have any cuts, just use them to patch up the holes in your leather sofa.
Black Leather Bandages Can be found here
Well there you have it. Possibly the greatest list of the most excellent Bandages and Band-aids. Ever.
If you have any other bandages or band-aids that are worthy of being added to the list, fire us over a note using our contact page.
comic strip bandages is cool!
I want to buy round bandages the size of a quarter with a bluebonnet or something like that on it. Can you help?
WE NEED CHIPOTLE BAND-AIDS OR I WILL CRY PLEAS